calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored
oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole.